If I ever own and operate a greenhouse, I’m going to fill it with fake plastic plants. It will be a lot easier to maintain my greenhouse than it would be to maintain any other greenhouse in existence… and mine would always look top notch. I’d even hire a maid to dust the plants every week, that way my greenhouse will consistently look spectacular. Passers by will visit my greenhouse and think “Shit, this greenhouse is in impeccable condition” and I will standby and nod contently.
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