Birthdays are weird cuz they’re the only time you’re a year older for being a day older. On any regular day, you find yourself a day older than you were yesterday… but on a birthday you find yourself, both, a day and a year older than you were yesterday… and that’s just fucked up. Now that I think about it, on a regular day, you don’t really consider yourself any older than you were the day before… so you’re, pretty much, exactly the same age for a year and then, one day, you’re a whole year older all at once. The process needs to become more gradual… like the new licensing system. Continue reading...

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