Do I Hear One Dollar?
Why is it legal to auction people off for charity? You know when they hold those auctions, and sell a bunch of firemen, or policemen, or scientists… alright I don’t think I’ve ever heard of scientists getting auctioned off for anything… what do people have against science? I think it would be pretty swell to go to one of those human-auctions and wind up taking Beaker and Bunsen home… even though they’re just puppets/cartoon characters… they’re people in my heart! But seriously, what’s the deal there? I’m not sure what the human sales etiquette is, but if auctioning off firemen is ok, it should open up a lot of other avenues as well. I think I’m going to auction off disease-riddled women. I bet the whorish woman auction would prove quite popular among desperate, socially inept men who don’t have the coin to pick up a top fireman prospect at a fireman auction… those dudes are pricey. Continue reading...
