Archived Rants
March 2009
- 14I Heart Email Scams Pt.1 (2)
February 2009
December 2008
November 2008
October 2008
August 2008
- 25The Not Funny Suit (0)
- 21What’s in a Name? (0)
- 14The Taco Bell Curve (0)
June 2008
- 10Inconvenience Stores (0)
- 03Being Bill Shatner (0)
May 2008
- 15Happy Birthday? (0)
April 2008
- 17Celebrity Paradox (0)
- 12(Insert Horn Sound Here) (0)
- 10I Like You… Wait… (0)
- 02617 Words (0)
March 2008
- 28360 Degrees of Temperature (0)
- 05You Owe Me Some Letters! (0)
February 2008
January 2008
- 31Snap, Crackle, Pop… and Stealth (0)
- 29I’m the Pioneer of Entrepreneurs (0)
- 22C is for Cookie (0)
- 21I Am Lettuce (0)
December 2007
- 13Sweet Dreams (0)
- 11Fame… I’m Going to Live Forever (0)
November 2007
- 29Edward Cactusbody (0)
- 29Don’t Go Swimming on the Street (0)
- 28This is Jeopardy (0)
- 27I’m Smart! (0)
- 27Groundhog Day? (0)
- 23But Wait… There’s More! (0)
- 22Christmas Wish List (0)
- 21I’m Buzzing Like a Fridge (0)
- 20Here Comes the Bride (0)
- 19Don’t You Worry, Never Fear, Robin Hood will Soon be Here! (0)
- 13I’d Like to be Backwards Man! (0)
- 13Planning for Retirement (0)
- 08So Apparently I’m Investigating a Murder (0)
October 2007
September 2007
- 30Bored Games (0)
- 10Cars are Stupid People (0)
August 2007
- 22A Weekend at Bernie’s (0)
- 14Cereal Etiquette (0)
- 08To Have a Tail… or the Gift of Flight? (0)
- 07Three’s Company Too (0)
July 2007
June 2007
- 28Note to Self (0)
- 25Law and Order… and Some Other Stuff Too. (0)
- 24In Search of Melmac (0)
- 12Toilets are the New Pink (0)
- 04Oh the Wonder Years… (0)
- 03Freezing in the Summer (0)
May 2007
April 2007
- 21Rubber Robbery with Rubber (0)
- 20Moderately Fast Food (0)
- 17Space Dementia (0)
- 15Ninja vs Pirate… the Great Debate (0)
- 12I Have Something to Say (0)